Monday, February 04, 2013

Dearest Beloved

I get some really lovely emails from some really lovely generous people sometimes, (every day) which just proves to me the Internet is full of fantastic and lovely people. I thought you should share in the joy these emails bring, so here are a couple from today's offering



 Dearest Beloved,
I am Thomas James., A Portuguese national,I was browsing and I saw
 your e-mail, So i decided to write you if your e-mail is real, I have
 been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of
 medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to
 live. I am very rich, but was never generous; I have given most of my
 assets to my immediate family members.

 I have decided to give alms to charity organizations. I cannot do this
 myself anymore because of my health. I once asked members of my family
 to give some money to charity organizations, they refused and kept the
 money. I have a huge cash deposit of Eighteen Million dollars with a
 finance House . I will want you to help me collect this
 deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. You will take out
 20% of these funds for your assistance.

 I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as
 possible and treats with absolute confidentiality and sincerity.


I think you'll agree that's a lovely and generous gesture. As is this one


Good Day
I am a private investor,i give out unsecured guarantee loans
to Business Men and women who are into Business transaction,automobile
purchase,house purchase loan and other personal loans E.T.C.we give
out long term loan for five to fifty years maximum with 3% interest
rate in this,you can as well tell us the amount you need so that we
will send to you the terms and  condition that is if you are really
interested in getting a loan from us, Loans are given out in  United
States Dollar the maximum I  give is 10,000,000.00 USD and the minimum
5,000USD.

If  you are interested you Fill out the application details
below so that we can  start the processing of your loan sum.


Yours James Thomas

They are both so helpful and with such similar names I wonder if they may be related!

For more on lovely helpful internet email types (AKA Scammers) try OnGuardOnline


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1 comment:

  1. LOL That made me chuckle. I too get numerous emails (daily) offering me tons of money. If only I would answer them I would be a billionaire by now! Sue x

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